Forget the Dreidels. Peloton Just Redefined Chanukkah Spinning

Today, a great miracle happened on a bike that goes nowhere. For the first time in the history of the company, Peloton dropped two pre-recorded Chanukkah rides. And to make matters even more interesting, the instructor that dropped them isn’t even Jewish.

Frankly, it takes chutzpah to take on the responsibility of planning and implementing this kind of class. Before the classes dropped, people were already kvetching. “Why are they coming out at four in the morning?!” “Chanukkah music stinks — what will they use??” “Will he…